Dear Mother Nature...

...so not right sure what's up with you (Mother Nature) these days. Are you mad at us for some reason? I really want to know because, frankly, I'm a little tired of this awful weather. The groundhog did his thing a while back so did someone forget to give you the memo? Spring is on Thursday....enough with the snow. I like snow, just not lots of it and is there any need of putting it on the roads? Just cause you don't drive doesn't mean we don't want to.

You're costing us money
....money to heat our homes
...money to go down South in order to avoid the cold
...money on snow tires (arg, I hate the word tires)
...money on new wipers cause I frigged mine up on the little chunk of ice I forgot to scrape off
...money on a new scrapper cause you can never find the one you used last year.
...money on snowplows and salt/sand - apparently we're over budget this year on this snow removal thing so that means...
....more money in taxes
....money on the little bottle of spray for you new shoes (you know you always end up buying a new one cause you can't remember if you still have the last one)
...money on buying random stuff cause you go shack wacky and the only outing is to the mall.
...money on that extra Timmies just cause it's cold. (well that's my excuse)

So let's make a deal. You can have this week do get it straight and when the Easter Bunny (that brings eggs - very strange concept. Does anyone else find that a little odd and very confusing for the small children? Anyways...) hops on back home...he can take winter along with him. Capish? Capish!

There...I feel much better!

"...there is a season...Turn, turn, turn..." - The Byrds
"I come undone...this mad season" - Matchbox 20
"...you can pay my bills..." - Destiny's Child
"...like Rain....Tax....weeds grow up through the pavement cracks" - Celine Dion
"Hey mes amis? Etes-vous taner de l'Hiver?....voila le LCD SHOVEL 2007...Unnnnnnbelievable!" - Tetes a claques