Why?...

...so I was eating a Sesame Seed Bagel this morning and realized that I have no clue why I just didn't buy the plain ones. It's the exact same bagel, just has seeds on it. All the seeds add are annoyance as they fall everywhere and make a mess. What was the point? Really....what is the point?

"Eat it...Eat it...." - Weird Al's remake of "Beat it"

The creams...

...so I have some stretch mark cream that I've been using. Not right sure why I bought it cause it seems like the more I rub, the more marks I get! Everyday I seem to have a new friend sprouting so what the hell is the point of this cream? It says that it was clinically tested...clinically tested where?? On who?? Where is this said clinic?? It's kinda like cellulite cream....oh it's gonna reduce those bumps...Bologna. I still have cellulite and with the cream all I end up with is moisturized cellulite...lovely! I would love to see the test subjects for both of these creams...why is there never a picture of them? hum....I think I've been wasting my money.

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..." - Fleetwood Mac

A Solution...

...so I drive into town nearly everyday and the road people have been real busy fixing up the places where the construction company put those drainage pipes. It was a little annoying while they were putting those pipes, but it was done fast and really it needed to be done. The paving company now paved the strips of road that were removed to put those pipes and there's about 5 or 6 places with the new pavement. Problem is that what started flush with the road is now a big dip so everyone is slamming on breaks to go down each dip in order not to tear out the bottom of their car. It only took a couple days for the pavement to start sinking so in no time they'll be there again adding more pave and in a couple days we'll repeat the process again and again till the end of summer. Here's my solution: Why not make the repair into a speed bump so that it takes longer to flatten out? Just a thought...would save being there fixing the darn thing 3 times a week! Can't be I'm the only one who's thought about this...or maybe I am cause I do think of real weird things sometimes :)

"...when I dip, you dip, we dip..." - 69 Boyz