...so I joined twitter. I have no clue what it's all about and as of right now i'm telling myself what i've been up to cause no one is following me...so basically I have no friends in vitual world. If you're on twitter, would you please follow me???!! Pretty Please!!!
"Rockin Robin...Tweet tweet tweet! " - Unsure of the singer
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Thoughts...
...so today i'm having all kinds of weird thoughts. It's just one of those days...like:
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then"my beholders": come out, come out wherever you are!
Jon Gosselin, from "Jon & Kate plus 8" needs a therapist....in my opinion
We can fly to the moon, we can cure lots of incredible things, but we can't make coffee that doesn't stain your teeth....weird.
Does the saying "that's the pot calling the kettle black" even work anymore? Martha Stewart now makes lovely colored pots and I don't remember seeing a black kettle in the last 20 years.
What happens when the people that hold the signs during road construction need to pee? I've never noticed a port-a-pottie anywhere.
Corn....well nevermind, i'll leave that one alone.
When you picture a cow, is it always while with black blobs? It is for me....who knew there were ones with brown blobs!
Why is it that I can hold my pee until I walk into a bathroom? ...then, I can barely hold it anymore.
If the Beetles only formed in 2009, would they actually be popular? "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah..." "We all live in a yellow submarine..."
"I think, I thought..." - REM
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then"my beholders": come out, come out wherever you are!
Jon Gosselin, from "Jon & Kate plus 8" needs a therapist....in my opinion
We can fly to the moon, we can cure lots of incredible things, but we can't make coffee that doesn't stain your teeth....weird.
Does the saying "that's the pot calling the kettle black" even work anymore? Martha Stewart now makes lovely colored pots and I don't remember seeing a black kettle in the last 20 years.
What happens when the people that hold the signs during road construction need to pee? I've never noticed a port-a-pottie anywhere.
Corn....well nevermind, i'll leave that one alone.
When you picture a cow, is it always while with black blobs? It is for me....who knew there were ones with brown blobs!
Why is it that I can hold my pee until I walk into a bathroom? ...then, I can barely hold it anymore.
If the Beetles only formed in 2009, would they actually be popular? "She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah..." "We all live in a yellow submarine..."
"I think, I thought..." - REM
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Flat...
...so I got a flat tire today. I was driving on highway 103 and while illegally talking to my mom on my cell phone I realized my buggy was really pulling to one side. I then got a notification on my dash thingy to check the tire pressure. I pulled over and sure enough, flat. So now what? I hung up with my mom and called the dealership to see what I need to do. Here's my conversation with the service guy:
Ldot: "Hi! I have a flat tire and don't know what to do. Do I have roadside assistance?"
Service Guy: "Well, possibly...what year is your vehicle?"
Ldot: "Um....I don't know."
Service Guy: "No problem, do you have a spare in the vehicle?"
Ldot: "Um...I don't know."
Service Guy: "Ok, well...what's your VIN Number?"
Ldot: "Um....where can I find that?"
Service Guy: "Do you know your phone number?"
Ldot: "YES! That I do know...it's ###-####" *THANK GOD I KNEW SOMETHING!!*
Service Guy: "Great...I see here you have roadside...call this number..." (and he gives me the number and then specifically tells me what to say and also gives me the information about my vehicle that I'll need). I'm sure he's figured out that I'm clueless at this point...geesh!
Now I hang up...and feel slightly dumb...but really, why do I care about these things? I don't need to know what year my buggy is...I just need to know it works? Right? OK...I'm trying to make myself feel less dumb! Do you know your vehicle information?
The roadside lady was real nice and in no time the tow truck guy showed up to fix my buggy!
So, basically I played the role of the stereotypical girl real well...knows nothing about cars...blah blah blah...and the tow truck guy has to come to the rescue even though all the tools necessary for the tire replacement are in my vehicle and really all he did was find them and use them.
I consider myself a pretty intelligent lady...but I really felt not intelligent today.
"Big wheels keep on turnin'..." - CCR
Ldot: "Hi! I have a flat tire and don't know what to do. Do I have roadside assistance?"
Service Guy: "Well, possibly...what year is your vehicle?"
Ldot: "Um....I don't know."
Service Guy: "No problem, do you have a spare in the vehicle?"
Ldot: "Um...I don't know."
Service Guy: "Ok, well...what's your VIN Number?"
Ldot: "Um....where can I find that?"
Service Guy: "Do you know your phone number?"
Ldot: "YES! That I do know...it's ###-####" *THANK GOD I KNEW SOMETHING!!*
Service Guy: "Great...I see here you have roadside...call this number..." (and he gives me the number and then specifically tells me what to say and also gives me the information about my vehicle that I'll need). I'm sure he's figured out that I'm clueless at this point...geesh!
Now I hang up...and feel slightly dumb...but really, why do I care about these things? I don't need to know what year my buggy is...I just need to know it works? Right? OK...I'm trying to make myself feel less dumb! Do you know your vehicle information?
The roadside lady was real nice and in no time the tow truck guy showed up to fix my buggy!
So, basically I played the role of the stereotypical girl real well...knows nothing about cars...blah blah blah...and the tow truck guy has to come to the rescue even though all the tools necessary for the tire replacement are in my vehicle and really all he did was find them and use them.
I consider myself a pretty intelligent lady...but I really felt not intelligent today.
"Big wheels keep on turnin'..." - CCR
Friday, October 16, 2009
A little H1N1 Funny...
...so here's a joke I thought i'd share hehehehehe...
This Little Piggy
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went “cough, sneeze” and the whole world’s media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn’t have to do too much work if they just did “Find ‘bird’, replace with ’swine’” on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.
This Little Piggy
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went “cough, sneeze” and the whole world’s media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn’t have to do too much work if they just did “Find ‘bird’, replace with ’swine’” on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home.
"Balloon Boy"...
...so did you hear about that little boy and the big balloon in Colorado? Well if you didn't, apparently this family had this hot air balloon and it was suddenly in the sky and flying around cause one kid said he saw his little brother get in it. It was assumed that the brother would be in the balloon's basket but once they located the balloon they realized that the brother wasn't there so this started a massive manhunt for this kid. It was breaking news around the world and most people pictured the worst, possibly he had fallen out along the way?...very horrible. Anyways, when the family got back home after frantically searching around for this kid they found him at home. Apparently he had hid in the shed the whole time. The family was interviewed on CNN and the interviewer asked the kid if he had heard the parents calling for him. The kid answered that he had and then the interviewer asked him why he didn't come out. He answers, reluctantly in my opinion, "you guys said we did this for a show". HELLO HOAX! I can't believe that parents would be so desperate to be famous or be in the spotlight that they would stage all this and have their kids lie to police and the whole world. If it's true that it was a complete farce then I think the parents should be charged with something cause clearly there's something wrong. How awful is that? Here's the link to the clip where the kid says this, live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A&feature=player_embedded
Seems a little fishy to me...
"Every word you say is lies, lies, lies..." - Toni Braxton
Seems a little fishy to me...
"Every word you say is lies, lies, lies..." - Toni Braxton
Monday, October 5, 2009
Stunned...
...so i'm trying to set up my new computer and have had to call our tech guys a million times today. Part of the problem is that when I connect to the internet, the computer gives me coordinates and I need to use a special grid and with the coordinates, come up with a response. I'm missing my grid so I need to call the tech guys to look up the grid and give me the response. So here's how our conversation goes:
Ldot: The coordinates are A5 H3 J8
Tech Guy: Ok so can you repeat that...
Ldot: A5 H3 J as in... *and a long pause...
Tech Guy: J as in Juliette?
Ldot: *I'm now laughing hysterically* Yes...you don't even want to know what the only word I could come up with was...
Tech Guy: What was it?
Ldot: J as in Jaggerbomb!
Tech Guy: *Now he's laughing hysterically*
So out of all the words in the English Language that start with J, all I could come up with the name of a shooter - Jaggerbomb....How ridiculous is that?
"ABC...as easy as 123..." - The Jackson 5
Ldot: The coordinates are A5 H3 J8
Tech Guy: Ok so can you repeat that...
Ldot: A5 H3 J as in... *and a long pause...
Tech Guy: J as in Juliette?
Ldot: *I'm now laughing hysterically* Yes...you don't even want to know what the only word I could come up with was...
Tech Guy: What was it?
Ldot: J as in Jaggerbomb!
Tech Guy: *Now he's laughing hysterically*
So out of all the words in the English Language that start with J, all I could come up with the name of a shooter - Jaggerbomb....How ridiculous is that?
"ABC...as easy as 123..." - The Jackson 5
Friday, October 2, 2009
Cartoons...
...so my oldest little one loves watching cartoons and lately he's been into "Caillou". "Caillou" is a little boy who loves having fun and i'd say he's about 6 or 7 years old. Everytime I watch I think...."Why is he completely bald?" There's not a stitch of hair on his head....quite strange...
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