Vajazzling...

...so one of my friends brought this article to my attention: http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1171808.html

Now you can have little jewels glued to your hoo-hoo in little patterns to spice up your life...hehehe...they call it Vajazzling! Well what next? Here's a quote from the article that just cracked me up:

"Vajazzling involves having little Swarovski crystals glued to a downstairs region, which has been freshly shorn by a Brazilian wax.

The finished product can be anything from a small cluster of sparkles to intricate patterns, perhaps hearts for Valentines Day or the initials of a lover, and even street graffiti designs.

Remember Spirograph? The patterns? OK, good. Now, think Vulvagraph. "

hahahahahaha...Vulvagraph! here's another one for those men who thought they might be left out:

"And men, stop smiling smugly because it can only be a matter of time before the trend (or some creepy variant thereof) hits you.

I mean, come on. We know that the full lady Brazilian led to a male waxing treatment known as "the back, the crack and the sack." Ouch!

Take a deep breath, men, because who’s to say we won’t see similar crystal treatments applied to you. The treatment could be known as pejazzling."

I guess now it's not enough that we all groom the area...now we have to decorate it too! What a farce LOL!

No song needed in this one...I think all that needs to be said is: Vajazzle, Pejazzle!