The Holidays...

...so things have been real hectic and I haven't been able to make it to my computer to blog. I will be taking a Holiday Break for now, but will be back in the New Year to chat with y'all!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

"We wish you a Merry Christmas....We wish you a Merry Christmas....We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

Christmas Party 2009...

...so Friday was my work Christmas Party. It was held at one of the hotels in Hdot and we had an open bar for an hour, then a nice dinner, then finished the night with lots of dancing. Needless to say, I had a lot of wine and danced the night away. What a blast! Since most female dress pants don't come with pockets and I don't like having a purse since it's a nuisance on the dance floor, I always shove my ID, Bank Card and Cash in my bra. It works well and since there's no extra room in my bras anyways, everything stays nice and tight and safe all evening.

The party went on till 4 am so by the time we got back to the room we were exhausted and a little tipsy. I did manage to get into my jammies before bed, which is more than I can say for someone in my room! Anyways, morning came and I got out of bed to get some Tylenol and a quarter fell out of my bed. I just picked it up and put it in my purse and kept going to the shower. I always start my shower by washing my hair and since I had a fair bit of hairspray I took extra long to wash it all out. After that I started to scrub my arms and body and felt something under my boob. I sorta panicked cause it was quite a large thing so I scrubbed quite hard under there and heard PLOP! I looked down only to find another quarter! Apparently, despite the moving around in bed, the walking about in my room, washing my hair with my arms up in the air for a half hour...the darn quarter still stayed stuck under my boob! Geesh....I laughed...actually...I'm still laughing today...at least large breasts are good for something!

"Shake, Shake, Shake your money maker..." - Ludacris

Odd name...

...so I was reading the paper and came across an article of a murder that took place in ESGENOOPETITJ, New Brunswick. How on earth do you pronounce that? Is it a silent J? Apparently this is the name of a Native Reserve that we call "Burnt Church". No fricken wonder?! I searched it on wikipedia and it doesn't even show how to pronounce it...apparently not even the dictionary knows what the hell to do with that J either!

"Say my name, say my name..." - Destiny's Child

SNL...

...so Saturday Night Live does it again...another hilarious skit, this time making fun of our dear Tiger Woods...hahaha...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrIWM6YnAzE

"Who's bed have your boots been under..." - Shania Twain

Lobsters...

...so Lobster Fishing has begun in South West Nova. This is how we all know winter is here, Christmas is near...and a paycheck is hopefully coming in my stocking this year! My friend Charlene posted a video of Rick Mercer on his first Lobster fishing trip in Grand Manan. It was too funny so I thought I'd share it with all of you.

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8syXAjtnDic

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." - One of the many Christmas Songs out there!

Celebrity...

...so the life of a celebrity isn't always glorious, eh Tiger? I'm not right sure WHY Tiger Woods thought that his affairs would stay a secret. Does he not know we're 2009? Us common folks can't hide things like that so what on earth made him think he would get away with it? Geesh.....for a guy who makes millions of dollars each year he's not that bright. Now we just have to wait for it...yup...the Tell All Book from one of his mistresses....you know it's coming! Oh and that's the other thing..ONE of his MANY mistresses. You'd think he could have kept it to one of two...nope, not greedy Mr. Tiger...had to screw the world. Ma Ma Ma....No wonder his wife *supposedly* took a golf club after him....lucky she didn't do what Lorena Bobbitt did! I'm sure it crossed her mind but likely the golf clubs were closer.

Let's see if Tiger can play golf under this kind of pressure!

"Pressure...crashing down on me..." - Van Halen