...so Friday was my work Christmas Party. It was held at one of the hotels in Hdot and we had an open bar for an hour, then a nice dinner, then finished the night with lots of dancing. Needless to say, I had a lot of wine and danced the night away. What a blast! Since most female dress pants don't come with pockets and I don't like having a purse since it's a nuisance on the dance floor, I always shove my ID, Bank Card and Cash in my bra. It works well and since there's no extra room in my bras anyways, everything stays nice and tight and safe all evening.
The party went on till 4 am so by the time we got back to the room we were exhausted and a little tipsy. I did manage to get into my jammies before bed, which is more than I can say for someone in my room! Anyways, morning came and I got out of bed to get some Tylenol and a quarter fell out of my bed. I just picked it up and put it in my purse and kept going to the shower. I always start my shower by washing my hair and since I had a fair bit of hairspray I took extra long to wash it all out. After that I started to scrub my arms and body and felt something under my boob. I sorta panicked cause it was quite a large thing so I scrubbed quite hard under there and heard PLOP! I looked down only to find another quarter! Apparently, despite the moving around in bed, the walking about in my room, washing my hair with my arms up in the air for a half hour...the darn quarter still stayed stuck under my boob! Geesh....I laughed...actually...I'm still laughing today...at least large breasts are good for something!
"Shake, Shake, Shake your money maker..." - Ludacris
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