Dr...

...so yesterday I had to go see the gyno for women things. I've known this Dr for a long time so i'm totally comfortable going there and saying what I need to say. When I had my bloodclots, he was my Dr so I would never go to anyone else as I feel like he helped save my life. ANYWAYS...I get there and don't you suppose he has a Student Dr there with him. This student was super good looking! He was somewhere around my age, tall, buff, smart looking glasses on, dark hair all messed up perfectly with gel...super attractive! So, now i'm nervous and embarassed, but I thought well it's no big deal, talk about your woman things and get out. Well, my Dr decided that today was the day for a Pap Test. Lovely...really freakin lovely.

We get in the exam room and I have my Dr at the "area", the Nurse at one side and Dr. Hottie on my other side. I look up at Dr. Hottie and he looks at me...then looks down....oh god...he's looking at my whoo whoo...OH MY GOD...AWKWARD!! I know it shouldn't be awkward and it was probably awkward for him too but now I have three people looking at IT and one of them is super ubber good looking. I don't know...it makes a difference. Now, my hubby claims he would want a good looking nurse if he was in a similar scenario...apparently he's more proud than I am of my body. I think all Dr's should be older and not good looking. It would make life a heck of a lot easier.

So now that part is done and I have to go back in his office to discuss some other things. So here I am, starring at Dr. Hottie and his smile while we discuss my you know what. Lovely...freakin lovely. So my Dr starts filling out some papers and there's dead air. I get nervous and start talking to Dr. Hottie, afterall, what the hell am I supposed to do? He just saw my whoo whoo...gotta say something! First thing I say is "Sooo...this is a fun day, eh?!" Oh God, that was a dumb start to a conversation....I WANT TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT WHOO WHOO'S AND I JUST GOT HIM THINKING ABOUT THEM AGAIN!!! He talked for a bit and then I started bragging up the town of Ydot and get him laughing and smiling. It was less awkward then. By the time I got out of there we were almost BFF's! He even shook my hand on the way out.

When I get out in the waiting room, it's full of other women waiting for their turn. One lady looks at me and asks who that other guy is in the office. I tell her and I see all of their faces drop.....hahahaha...I guess I wasn't the only one feeling this way!

"....the best thing about being a woman..." - Shania Twain