...so Richard Hurlburt and Frank Anderson aren't out of the news yet. Here's what the Vanguard posted in today's online edition:
"The Town of Yarmouth will be dealing with a possible conflict of interest at its April 8th meeting of council.
Councillor Martin Pink is alleged to have participated in discussions, moved motions and voted on a matter involving a company that he was the recognized agent for.
The matter involves $150,000 spent to extend a sewage line to a vacant property on Jarvis Road in the Town of Yarmouth.
The property is owned by a company named YARCO, with principles listed as Frank Anderson and Richard Hurlburt" (http://www.thevanguard.ca/News/2010-03-12/article-902915/Council-to-examine-allegation/1)
Will it ever end????
"It ain't over till it's over..." - Lenny Kravitz
Friday, March 12, 2010
The Claw....
...so I felt like an idiot this morning. I get out of the shower and pull the shower curtain to hide the shower like every morning. This time, after it's shut, I bent over to dry my legs and when I stood up I heard a pop. No worries...it wasn't my back...it was the shower curtain holder thing that popped off the rod and actually nearly broke. Now I assume at this point your wondering how on earth that could happen....now look up at the title of my post.....laughing yet??? hahahaha...yes, when I stood up, the shower curtain got stuck between my butt cheeks and, like hand, it grabbed it and pulled it off the rod. Oh good god...did that seriously just happen?! What the heck?? Anyways, thankfully I didn't break anything and I just put it all back together and it's over...but seriously...is there any need? hahahaha...atleast I can laugh about it....and now all of you are laughing too.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..." - Sir Mix a Lot
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..." - Sir Mix a Lot
Vajazzling...
...so one of my friends brought this article to my attention: http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1171808.html
Now you can have little jewels glued to your hoo-hoo in little patterns to spice up your life...hehehe...they call it Vajazzling! Well what next? Here's a quote from the article that just cracked me up:
"Vajazzling involves having little Swarovski crystals glued to a downstairs region, which has been freshly shorn by a Brazilian wax.
The finished product can be anything from a small cluster of sparkles to intricate patterns, perhaps hearts for Valentines Day or the initials of a lover, and even street graffiti designs.
Remember Spirograph? The patterns? OK, good. Now, think Vulvagraph. "
hahahahahaha...Vulvagraph! here's another one for those men who thought they might be left out:
"And men, stop smiling smugly because it can only be a matter of time before the trend (or some creepy variant thereof) hits you.
I mean, come on. We know that the full lady Brazilian led to a male waxing treatment known as "the back, the crack and the sack." Ouch!
Take a deep breath, men, because who’s to say we won’t see similar crystal treatments applied to you. The treatment could be known as pejazzling."
I guess now it's not enough that we all groom the area...now we have to decorate it too! What a farce LOL!
No song needed in this one...I think all that needs to be said is: Vajazzle, Pejazzle!
Now you can have little jewels glued to your hoo-hoo in little patterns to spice up your life...hehehe...they call it Vajazzling! Well what next? Here's a quote from the article that just cracked me up:
"Vajazzling involves having little Swarovski crystals glued to a downstairs region, which has been freshly shorn by a Brazilian wax.
The finished product can be anything from a small cluster of sparkles to intricate patterns, perhaps hearts for Valentines Day or the initials of a lover, and even street graffiti designs.
Remember Spirograph? The patterns? OK, good. Now, think Vulvagraph. "
hahahahahaha...Vulvagraph! here's another one for those men who thought they might be left out:
"And men, stop smiling smugly because it can only be a matter of time before the trend (or some creepy variant thereof) hits you.
I mean, come on. We know that the full lady Brazilian led to a male waxing treatment known as "the back, the crack and the sack." Ouch!
Take a deep breath, men, because who’s to say we won’t see similar crystal treatments applied to you. The treatment could be known as pejazzling."
I guess now it's not enough that we all groom the area...now we have to decorate it too! What a farce LOL!
No song needed in this one...I think all that needs to be said is: Vajazzle, Pejazzle!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
ok...
...so I drive by a church in town and there's a big announcement board that reads:
"Free trip to Heaven, Inquire within"
Ok...is anyone else bothered by that? Are they having a mass suicide or something? Here's advice...if you Inquire and they hand you a glass of Kool-Aid, RUN!!
I don't know, but if they're looking for more members, I highly doubt this sign will haul them in! Offer a free Happy Meal....Offer a car wash....offer peace and serenity...offer a kids program....don't offer an all-inclusive trip to see the big guy!
Slightly strange if you asked me...
"Free trip to Heaven, Inquire within"
Ok...is anyone else bothered by that? Are they having a mass suicide or something? Here's advice...if you Inquire and they hand you a glass of Kool-Aid, RUN!!
I don't know, but if they're looking for more members, I highly doubt this sign will haul them in! Offer a free Happy Meal....Offer a car wash....offer peace and serenity...offer a kids program....don't offer an all-inclusive trip to see the big guy!
Slightly strange if you asked me...
Mr. Dexter strikes again...
...so our Premier, Darrell Dexter, has yet to re-pay his Barrister fees. He's a lawyer and he used taxpayer money to keep his lawyer license. What on earth would make him think that any of us care he's a lawyer and any of us would want to pay for him to remain one? It's ridiculous! He owes about $10,642.67 cause he started using taxpayer money to pay them in 2006. Here's the article: http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1171407.html
He says that he'll consider paying them back in the future....NO...PAY THEM BACK NOW! The rest of us take loans and lines of credit to pay things when necessary so go to your friendly neighbourhood bank if you don't have the funds and get yourself hooked up with some money! Remember Darrell...this means YOU will have to make those loan payments...not us. Man oh man...some people have some nerve.
Greed...get's ya everytime.
"Mr. greed, why you got to own everything that you see?" - Jon Fogerty
He says that he'll consider paying them back in the future....NO...PAY THEM BACK NOW! The rest of us take loans and lines of credit to pay things when necessary so go to your friendly neighbourhood bank if you don't have the funds and get yourself hooked up with some money! Remember Darrell...this means YOU will have to make those loan payments...not us. Man oh man...some people have some nerve.
Greed...get's ya everytime.
"Mr. greed, why you got to own everything that you see?" - Jon Fogerty
Like, such as...
...so i'm sorry to keep this going but I can't help it. Remember Miss Teen USA 2007 with the ridiculous response? Did she not watch Miss Congeniality? Stick to the script..."we want world peace"!
Everytime I need a good laugh I watch this...oh and this is the Jimmy Kimmel clip cause it's wayyyyyy funnier! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEHMA1q-SSM&feature=related
Everytime I need a good laugh I watch this...oh and this is the Jimmy Kimmel clip cause it's wayyyyyy funnier! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEHMA1q-SSM&feature=related
Two Coreys...
...read today in the paper that Canadian Actor, Corey Haim died at the age of 38. So sad...still waiting on the cause of death. The article: http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/9015565.html
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